• These days I live with my Nan, when I say live with her, she just allows me to sleep under the stairs, which is hard as she’s in a bungalow
  • I went to the doctors this morning and I was diagnosed with the big “C”. Dyslexia
  • I’ve just broken up with my girlfriend Gravel and burned every single picture I had of her, now I need a new phone
  • Every morning when I walk into the kitchen, I always go flying across the tiled floor and land on my bum. I should stop wearing slippers
  • I’m still writing the next parts of my radio series. It doesn’t help when I have to tippex out any mistakes on the computer