Category: Siadwel

Nan is very house proud and is always cleaning. She says that the toilet is so clean I can eat my dinner off it
I see that teachers don’t like Ofsted giving their schools one-word reviews. Ironic really when teachers have been giving kids one letter reviews for years
“So this is Christmas and what have you done?”
Seriously, what have you been doing all year? I’ve been round at Nan’s eating some of her bottom scrapings
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? I really can’t tell as I’m deaf in one ear and have tinnitus in the other
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away – that’s really irresponsible of you given the state of the NHS, and I had to find a new heart to replace mine

A very unpleasant person recently told me to go back to where I came from but my dad’s testicles are a really bit old and wrinkled now
My big toenail came off the other day, so I put it under my pillow and sure enough the Toenail Fairy came in the night and gave me a shiny 50p
Really looking forward to some of Nan’s Christmas dinner. This year she has promised only the best of her bottom scrapings
Don’t worry if your A level results aren’t what you were hoping for. My granddad started off on the factory floor and after 25 years of hard work was made redundant
When I was little, my parents couldn’t afford sky, often as not I’d be locked in the cupboard under the stairs and I would imagine that the cobwebs were clouds

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