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• In the News – July 2025
• They should bring back hanging for those people who insist on eating a smelly takeaway on a crowded train in summer
• I suspect that if space aliens were to land anytime soon, the first question they will ask is; “Just who’s in those Jeffrey Epstein files?”
• In light of what’s happening there, perhaps we should now call it the ‘Land of you have to agree’ instead of the ‘land of the free’
• I see that they are planning to build a wall all around the USA. It’s not to keep out immigrants, but to keep Americans away from the rest of the world

June 2026

• I’ve just discovered that in Star Wars – R2D2 was originally voiced by Samuel L Jackson but with the constant swearing they had to ‘bleep’ him out
• I think after that masterclass in interviewing the President of the United States, I suspect that Kristen Welker will next be investigated by the FBI
• Seems like they are planning a new Judge Dredd movie, I’m on board to give it a chance. Uh Oh, staring and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge
• ith reports that the BBC can’t find an actor to be the next Dr Who, why not choose someone everyone will hate as it gets the whole “They are not as good as…” process over and done with at the start

July 2026

• Seems I watched a Madonna concert that had a football match as a supporting act
• Congratulations on Canada winning the Eurovision song contest next year
• England’s World Cup last-16 tie with Mexico is set to be moved to 19:00 BST on Sunday and the pubs can still stay open until 5am?
• The misinformation war starts today. “Andy Burnham turned me into a newt”
• So, how long do we all think Andy Burnham is going to last before he’s replaced? Should we start looking now?