• Gravel told me to keep an eye out as it was bound to rain cats and dogs. Turned out she was pulling my leg, I felt like such an idiom
  • Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting “Live life full”. That’s just 3 random words. I’m going to try “Puzzled, mystified, baffled”
  • I love Spring as it is the only season to be named after a piece of metal
  • When I was little I took the eleven plus, which is not a shoe size for people with an extra toe, but an exam
  • These days I’m trying to be more environmentally friendly, I just go around the local park complimenting the trees and the flowers