• Gravel sent me a strange Valentine’s Day card. I just want to hug her, but it says that I’m not allowed to go within 1000 feet of her
  • I’ve just seen a very confusing book in the library today: ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’…
  • I’m not looking forward to the big game on Saturday, It’s not football, it’s called ‘Big’ and that’s where Garry Price kicks me about a bit
  • So if the ‘Tour de France’ is a epic bicycle race around France, then ‘Tour de Force’ is a land-speeder race on the planet Tatooine?
  • My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe, thirty five minutes later we finally got out of Swansea