• I went for a walk down memory lane recently and found it’s all been pulled down and there’s now a supermarket there
  • I just hope the re-enactment of the burial of Richard III helps them catch the blokes that did it
  • Whoever said that nothing’s impossible obviously hasn’t tried slamming a revolving door
  • I’m not saying I’m an ugly, but not even a boomerang comes back when I throw it
  • Reading an interesting feature in the Western Mail of the producers on how they made ‘Wallace and Gromit’; I always thought with Plasticine