• In the News – July 2025
  • I see that the Bank of England is to redesign banknotes, and wants help from the general public. The important thing is that the new designs represent the views of the small, but very loud and aggressive, minority
  • I see that the Bank of England is to redesign banknotes, and wants help from the general public. No doubt get ready for Notey McNoteface
  • Apparently, Greggs are sponsoring Oasis’s tour. If you buy a bottle of Oasis you get a roll with it
  • I see that the Prime Minister has sought to calm the markets and end speculation about Rachel Reeves’ future after the chancellor was seen crying in the House of Commons. She’ll be gone by the weekend then?
  • Remember… Every beach is a nudist beach of you are brave enough