• In the News – March 2025
  • The Pope was said to be getting better after a breathing crisis the Vatican said, then he saw the news about Zelensky and Trump and relapsed into a coma
  • All the leaders of Europe have now nominated Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for a Nobel Peace prize, for standing his ground against a hostile dictator in the Oval Office
  • UK’s Eurovision Song Contest hopefuls have been revealed. Remember Monday are seasoned live performers, with perfect three-part harmonies, and you will never remember them after they get nul points in May
  • I see that the price of first-class stamp will rise to £1.70. That’s appalling. I’m going to write a strongly word e-mail to my MP
  • It’s claimed that Match of the Day should show fewer Premier League highlights and more analysis. If you need a pundit to tell you it was a good goal you really ought to watch something else