Telly views from 2014

  • ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ Just the thing for when your career is more washed up than a Syrian refugee
  • BBC boss says new incarnation of ‘Top Gear’ will be “really different” – Different because Chris Evans is presenting, and I’m not watching
  • Under new ‘Honesty’ guidelines, Channel 5’s ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ has now been renamed, ‘Just who the hell are they?’
  • Tonight ITV2 10pm ‘Safeword’ – Avoid
  • BBC ‘Casualty’: Mel and Sue arrive to host ‘Great British Casualty Off’ where doctors and nurses treat Mary Berry in various amusing ways