• And now on BBC three, the highlights of Children In Need 2014; Start time 7:00 pm – end time 7:05 pm
  • What do you get if you cross millions of dumb, shallow women with people who have learning difficulties? Amazing viewing figures for ITVBe
  • There’s a UK version of ‘Storage Hunters’ starting on TV tomorrow. They’ll probably come across a container full of illegal immigrants
  • BBC ‘Strictly Come Dancing’; Fat bird, Old geezer, fit bird, sports star, hot fella, drama queen and z-list celebrities – Predictable TV
  • Channel 4; ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ – Nope, and I can’t think of a single person who does