Telly views from 2014

  • Why don’t the people on ‘Gogglebox’ ever watch ‘Gogglebox’?
  • I’d like to see Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn appear on ‘June Sarpong’s Donkey Monkey Question Time’ in the battle for Number 10
  • To appease those in Wales the BBC has announced that from now on Fiona Bruce and Gary Lineker will speak in a Welsh accent when on TV
  • In another move to upset Channel 4, the BBC have announced that Mary Berry will be on every single programme on the BBC including the news
  • I see that there have been two new words added to the Oxford English dictionary to describe the word ‘shite’; Citizen Khan