• Whoever said laughter is the best medicine is wrong, I broke my ribs yesterday and now I’m in agony
  • Nan said “Siadwel, you start from the bottom and work your way up.” Is that a way to teach me how to swim?
  • I didn’t learn much foreign languages at school, but I remember the first three letters of the Greek alphabet I.O.U.
  • I’m so excited I almost wet myself, but that might also be because I’ve had several cups of tea and not gone to spend a penny
  • I always think It is sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels