• The BBC just takes the piss with presenter Mike Bushell, This week he was reporting on Underwater Paraplegic Equestrian Trampolining Snooker
  • Nine years of ‘How I Met Your Mother’. If it was ‘How I Met Your Father’, it would have been “We met at a wedding” one episode; job done
  • ‘Top Gear’ should really now be called ‘Last of the Summer 4×4’ as it’s got three old men messing about doing silly pranks 
  • Perhaps it’s just me, but is CSI just the adult version of Scooby Doo?
  • Next year Channel 5 have promised to have a celebrity version of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’