• You know when you are getting old, when a day to remember is just that. All you do is just sit there, remembering the past
  • Some yobbo attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat, and I was really impressed at how well he’d trained it
  • Had this really funny joke about the sun I was going to tell you, but someone has made a funnier joke about the moon and totally eclipsed it
  • The Doctor said that I am agoraphobic, but that’s nonsense as I hate violence of any kind
  • I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic