• Hundreds of people attended a “stop the boats” protest in Fishguard today while a smaller counter-demonstration was held nearby, and a third and much larger group of people protesting about people protesting regardless of their issues
  • Mayor of Fishguard Kenny Twat said that his plans to ‘tarmac the shit out of the countryside’ have been taken out of context. He said he would also ‘tarmac the shit out of Haverfordwest given half a chance’
  • Scientists at Fishguard College of Technology have discovered a way of making cars more environmentally friendly
  • Fishguard resident Julian Calendar has started a petition “In a country where there are two languages spoken, there should be two calendars available”
  • Fishguard FC Rovers have unveiled the £99bn proposal for their new stadium to be named ‘Plas de Twats’