Category: Global Probe

Telly views from 2014

• An ‘Apprentice’ candidate has quit the TV programme, saying she was “just not enjoying” the process. I can sympathise. It’s no longer funny
• Looking forward to the new Channel 4 series ‘We’ve bought a huge tent and don’t know what to do with it now’
• Inspired by the success of ‘The Country Bus’ on BBC4, Welsh TV makers S4C are doing their own version on the Barmouth to Wrexham route
• BBC Celebrity MasterChef – Trading standards might want to investigate the sell-by date on some of these so-called celebrities
• Just a thought for ITV’s “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here…” get some celebrities

Telly views from 2014

• Why don’t the people on ‘Gogglebox’ ever watch ‘Gogglebox’?
• I’d like to see Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn appear on ‘June Sarpong’s Donkey Monkey Question Time’ in the battle for Number 10
• To appease those in Wales the BBC has announced that from now on Fiona Bruce and Gary Lineker will speak in a Welsh accent when on TV
• In another move to upset Channel 4, the BBC have announced that Mary Berry will be on every single programme on the BBC including the news
• I see that there have been two new words added to the Oxford English dictionary to describe the word ‘shite’; Citizen Khan

• Don’t miss on HTV Wales tonight; ‘Fishguard Truckers’ and Mansel Davies has a run in with a milk float from Pontycymmer on the A487
• ‘How I Met Your Mother’ because talking about how many women you’ve banged to your children is perfectly normal euwwww
• Reply Well done to everyone involved with the programme, ‘Hinterland’ has gritty Welsh BAFTA written all over it
• The Jeremy Kyle show has a way to treble their viewing figures; move it to an afternoon slot when more of their audience will be out of bed
• Following the success of Coronation Street’s euthanasia storyline, Channel 4 is to show ‘Celebrity Dead Easy’ in which z-list celebrities…