• Those scientists proclaiming graphene to be the thinnest material ever developed have obviously never watched ‘The Fast Show’ reunion
  • I’ve an idea for a TV chef show, it’s the same as ‘MasterChef’, but it’s not called ‘MasterChef’. Got the idea after seeing every other TV chef show on TV
  • Hinterland: What we know so far about the second series – It’s going to be grittier than a council grit lorry filled with the grittiest grit
  • What’s the difference between a missing person and the TV show ‘Breaking Bad’? I might care if you told me you’d seen a missing person
  • In a desperate bid to appeal more to the iGeneration, ITV talk show ‘Loose Women’ is to be retitled ‘Angry Birds’