• I’m absolutely gutted by tonight’s result. In no way should Ken Morley have been booted off from ‘Celebrity MasterChef’
  • Extensive coverage of the World Cup starts on ITV and BBC today. Viewers in Scotland and Wales will have their own programming
  • An advert saying how risky and innovative Channel 4 TV is, followed by an advert for ‘Made in Chelsea’ – that’s just ironic or moronic
  • A campaign group is calling for Wales to get its own edition of ‘Newsnight’ and want it called ‘Taffnight’
  • Netflix should double as a dating site and be like “There are 19 other singles in your area that watched Breaking Bad for the past 11 hours”